I promise I’ll write more about this later, but:
PEOPLE. Can we please, for the love of all things good and holy, get over this idea that marijuana is somehow a performance enhancing drug? When was the last time ANYONE got high and did anything except make weird art, eat too many Cheetos, giggle uncontrollably, and contemplate the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
This irritates me every time drug testing comes up. If you’re going to test for performance enhancing drugs, hell, a scoop of C4 is more likely to do me good than smoking weed is. Test me for caffeine, if you absolutely must (but my blood is probably 75% caffeine anyway so I mean… I’d probably fail that drug test) but weed is really, really not the issue here.
Sigh. Sorry everyone, my Californian is showing. If you need me, I’ll be over here in my yoga class, becoming one with my intentions and kumbaya-ing around the campfire.